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I Have to Poop! And Other Important Phrases in Over 85 Languages
I Have to Poop! And Other Important Phrases in Over 85 Languages
I Have to Poop! And Other Important Phrases in Over 85 Languages
I Have to Poop! And Other Important Phrases in Over 85 Languages
I Have to Poop! And Other Important Phrases in Over 85 Languages
I Have to Poop! And Other Important Phrases in Over 85 Languages
I Have to Poop! And Other Important Phrases in Over 85 Languages
I Have to Poop! And Other Important Phrases in Over 85 Languages
I Have to Poop! And Other Important Phrases in Over 85 Languages
I Have to Poop! And Other Important Phrases in Over 85 Languages

I Have to Poop! And Other Important Phrases in Over 85 Languages

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Be your best you! This item inspires kids to:
Be Cheerful Be Smart
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"The most useful phrasebook you'll ever own!" —No One Ever

Paperback • 9781952239649 • 5.5" x 8.5" • 328 pages

I Have to Poop! is the hilarious book that gets you speaking over 85 languages like Spanish, Thai, Japanese, Punjabi, Swedish, and Luxembourgish (yep, that’s a thing) with essential phrases like:

  • “Inconceivable!”
  • “Is that peg leg a rental?”
  • “I do not like green eggs and ham.”
  • “I’m sure these screws aren’t important.”
  • “Fly, you fools!”
  • and many more.

A delicious introduction to the world's most common (and uncommon) languages, I Have to Poop! delivers smarts and fun for hours on end—no toilet paper required!