"The most useful phrasebook you'll ever own!" —No One Ever
Paperback • 9781952239649 • 5.5" x 8.5" • 328 pages
I Have to Poop! is the hilarious book that gets you speaking over 85 languages like Spanish, Thai, Japanese, Punjabi, Swedish, and Luxembourgish (yep, that’s a thing) with essential phrases like:
- “Inconceivable!”
- “Is that peg leg a rental?”
- “I do not like green eggs and ham.”
- “I’m sure these screws aren’t important.”
- “Fly, you fools!”
- and many more.
A delicious introduction to the world's most common (and uncommon) languages, I Have to Poop! delivers smarts and fun for hours on end—no toilet paper required!