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An irreverent and unusual ABCs book featuring a fun and foul cast of characters
A is for apple—unless you’re being chased by a bloodsucking vampire, then A is for Aaaaaagghhh!! in this irreverent and unusual ABCs book that will have readers laughing, but hopefully not vomiting, all the way from A to Zee End.
This Bargain Pick is a bargain title. This means that it will probably have a small, inconspicuous dot or mark to indicate that these were overstocks. But don't worry—they're in great condition and an even greater deal!
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We hope you fall in love with our books. But if for any reason you don't, we'll issue you a full refund—no questions asked. Just let us know the problem, and boom, done! Do you have to mail the book back? No need! (Life is too busy already, don't you think?) All we ask is that you donate the unwanted book to someone in need.
How fast do orders ship? In-stock books ship within 1-2 business days!
Do you accept returns? If for any reason you don't love the book, let us know and we'll issue you a full refund, no questions asked. And no need to mail the book back! (Life is too busy already, don't you think?) All we ask is that you donate the unwanted book to someone in need.
What about pre-orders? When do those ship? Pre-ordered books ship as soon as we receive the physical books from the printer. To find the estimated shipping date for any pre-order title, just look above the "Pre-Order" button on the book's product page. Estimated shipping dates update based on the latest information we have on when books will arrive from the printer.
How do I track my order? Once your order ships, you'll automatically receive tracking information by email. It's super quick and accurate!