I Have to Poop! And Other Important Phrases in Over 85 Languages
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"The most useful phrasebook you'll ever own!" —No One Ever
I Have to Poop! is the hilarious book that gets you speaking over 85 languages like Spanish, Thai, Japanese, Punjabi, Swedish, and Luxembourgish (yep, that’s a thing) with essential phrases like:
- “Inconceivable!”
- “Is that peg leg a rental?”
- “I do not like green eggs and ham.”
- “I’m sure these screws aren’t important.”
- “Fly, you fools!”
- and many more.
A delicious introduction to the world's most common (and uncommon) languages, I Have to Poop! delivers smarts and fun for hours on end—no toilet paper required!
We love our books so much, they come with our Easy-Peasy 100% Money-Backed Guarantee.
We hope you fall in love with our books. But if for any reason you don't, we'll issue you a full refund—no questions asked. Just let us know the problem, and boom, done! Do you have to mail the book back? No need! (Life is too busy already, don't you think?) All we ask is that you donate the unwanted book to someone in need.
How fast do orders ship? In-stock books ship within 1-2 business days!
Do you accept returns? If for any reason you don't love the book, let us know and we'll issue you a full refund, no questions asked. And no need to mail the book back! (Life is too busy already, don't you think?) All we ask is that you donate the unwanted book to someone in need.
What about pre-orders? When do those ship? Pre-ordered books ship as soon as we receive the physical books from the printer. To find the estimated shipping date for any pre-order title, just look above the "Pre-Order" button on the book's product page. Estimated shipping dates update based on the latest information we have on when books will arrive from the printer.
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Designers, writers, gardeners, and pancake flippers, David and Stephanie founded Bushel & Peck in 2018. Being able to make books full time is one of the best things that ever happened to them—but a distant second to the BEST thing that happened: becoming a family with their son and two adopted beagles. They live in California.